This terrible host



    is more like a ghost

    and deserves a roast

    like no other

    As the coast it walks

    ought to be crowded

    when it longs lone

    yet be left alone

    while it is to boast


Open its eyes when closed

close them unsupposed

annoy when engrossed

post it furthermost,

in a parcel,

    to toast


    It smells like an armpit

    this self righteous hypocrite

    The one you don't want the most,


    who is it?